(SAINT-ETIENNE, France) Lance Armstrong does not think that Sen. John Kerry would make a terrific bicyclist but fears he’ll try anyway.
During his warmup for Saturday’s time trial, the Texan watched the Democrat from Massachusetts who was sitting in the back seat of a black Peugeot limousine under the Eiffel Tower.
Armstrong listed the Senator’s losing qualities. “What made him so awful during the presidential election was the lack of focus, discipline, intelligence and strategic ability– his inability to just take it on and go,” Armstrong said.
Those qualities would not serve Kerry well were he a bicycle racer, Armstrong said. “I think he’d be terrible; he’d be a loser. I just hope he doesn’t race for our team,” said Armstrong, an avid fan of politics.
Armstrong said he had tapes of last year’s acceptance speech by Kerry delivered during the Democratic National Convention last year.
Kerry, who has no plans to retire from the Senate, sealed his historic loss for the presidency last November. He has not ruled out a career in bicycling should he lose again.
Like Kerry haters around the world, Armstrong refuses to wear his hair in the bouffant style, but he did release all his records when pressed to do so, which Kerry has yet to do.
“He’s a loser with an fraudulent personal story, and he doesn’t understand regular folks,” Armstrong said of Kerry’s losing effort. “He’s one of the most pathetic political failures of all time,” he said. “His sheer stupidity is stunning.”